After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
anyone else dumb as fuck?
*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

